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Some amusing quotes I found on the net, feel free to post any you've come across, or seen first hand

in LFG channel:
"we have a paladin, druid, shaman and a priest and we're looking for a healer" ”

[LookingForGroup - Westfall][Rayy (Me)] - LFG Deadmines
[Whisper][someguy] - How many do you have in your party?
[Whisper][Rayy] - Me, myself and i.
*insert long silence*
[Whisper][someguy] - so thats three, right?

Fat Kids Lag IRL

In Heroic Slavepens at the Lobster Boss:

Druid: Spam heals on me when I start bleeding!
Warlock: Oh, that time of the month again? ”

Went to Duskwood to get the Kara quest. I've only been to Deadwind Pass once, so I asked in General Chat if someone knew the quick way. Some low level noob says, "By walking". Of course I reply, "I have my Swift Sabre. I don't have to walk like you."

About a minute later he responds, "At least I know where it is." ”

Person whispers: "are u a shadow priest?"
I whisper: "Did the shadowform give it away?"

In one of our raids on vent:

[RL]: "Okay, guys, clear TS for the boss f..."
-chirp-
[RL]: "What the hell is that chirping noise?"
[player1]: "Oh, sorry, that's me birds. It's matin' season."
-silence-
[player2]: "So...that's the sound of your birds having sex?"
[player1]: "Yeh."
[RL]: "Okay, uh, let's just...let's...uh...man, I don't even know what to do anymore." ”

[player1]: Everyone I've ever been with has enjoyed the taste of their own sexual fluids. So this will be a change for me.
[player2]: uhhhh
[player1]: And that my friend is the most awkward miss tell in internet history... congrats.
[player2]: ROFL ”

*after a particularly lengthy and wierd discussion about how Night Elves mate.*

Guildie1: Look would you guys just shut up
Guildie2: man calm down a little, we were just talkin
Guildie1: well whatever Im going afk for a sex
Guildie1: SEC*
Guildie1: DAMMIT! ”

during a raid

Warlock: wanking for a bit now... too much aggro
Warlock: f**k
Warlock: wanding* ”

Player1: where can I find plainstriders?
Player2: around the crossroads
player3: omg you are lvl 10 thats way too low for the barrens
player1: oh?
player3: yeah you gotta be lvl 12 you cant do anything right now
player1: I just killed a plainstrider
player3: yeah right
player1: dude you are standing next to me
player3: stfu n00b ”

a group of of 3-4 RL friends are all in my guild. They usually are all in a party together and use /party, but sometimes weird stuff slips threw /guild.

[Player1]: Are you doing maras tonight?
[Player2]: I dont know. if we get enough people
[Player1]: Jeff said he would i think
[Player3]: long story short i kissed Dan's girlfriend last night
[Player1]: ...
[Player2]: wtf..?
[Player3]: whoopsie.... ignore that please ”

Just after rezzing up: "look at all the skellies here, some noobs must have wiped here before us!" ”

Warrior: rogue go sap Now!

Rogue: wtf I have a name and wana ask nicly?

warrior: just go sap

*Rogue throws dart at mob waits 3 seconds and vanishes*